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My kids pulled out our bathroom scale this morning and weighed themselves.

That’s how we found out that they weigh 55, 44, 33, and 22 pounds.

If you’re thinking, “What a coincidence!” you’re completely wrong.

I’ve lowered and completely eliminated standards on my kids’ haircuts, wardrobe, and bath frequency, but doing whatever it takes to make sure their weights are all multiples of 11 is a corner I WILL NOT CUT.


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