Thomas was standing on the pool stairs, bending his head backwards into the water. When he stood straight, his hair was all slicked back. His curls, when wet, reach his shoulders, and his hair is so blonde on top it almost looked like he was bald with a mullet.
“You guys, look how funny Thomas’s hair looks like that!” I said. “And oh my gosh, Thomas, your forehead is huge!”
Thomas started swimming aggressively toward me, eyebrows furrowed, his little legs kicking so hard that his entire body was bobbing up and down.
When he got close enough, he shouted: IT’S CALLED A BIG HEAD! AND IT’S COMING TO BONK YOU!!!