![From whence she scowled](http://thekriegers.org/wp-content/uploads/DSC_8008-300x199.jpg)
When we were kids, my dad used to tell us he picked us in a cabbage patch. Good try, Dad. Then why do my knees pop just like yours? And how do you explain my inability to throw away a jar of peanut butter before scraping the ever-loving marrow out of it, thereby slashing my family’s monthly