But he loved the bows.
Can you see the glitter on his face? It’s because his mommy let him get aholt of a gold glitter ribbon. Consequentially, he was a glitter baby for the rest of the day.
And I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “aholt” isn’t a word. You’re thinking, “I can tell she spent Christmas in Franklin County, she’s using words like ‘aholt.’” But guess what? It is a word. Just keep that in mind next time you play Scrabble.