Dear Virginia Tech,
Today is my dad’s birthday. If you could win out this season it would make his fall of 2011.
I know there’s only one regular season game left, but it’s an important one.
WAIT A MINUTE! What’s that? Is this a picture of MYDAD drinking his evening cocktail from a UVA tumbler!? UNBELIEVABLE!
Happy birthday, dad.
We love you!
(How depressing is it to look at a picture of yourself taken 11 months ago and think, “Wow. I look so young. And well-rested. And showered.”)