David was sitting on my lap reading books, and he started to flop around and get rough like toddlers do, so I asked him to stop…

Me: David, please don’t jump on Mommy.

David: Why?

Me: Because that hurts Mommy. I’m not wild like you, I’m old.

He stops and moves on to something else…a few minutes pass…

David: Mommy, are you old?

Me: Yes, Mommy is old.

David: Then we need to get rid of you!


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