I love to cook, but I’ve never posted recipes before. I’ve really really thought about it, but I figure that as long as Pioneer Woman is blogging, you don’t really need my recipes.
Today I’m making an exception since my mom’s been asking for this recipe for weeks. She’s coming to visit this weekend, an occasion I’m celebrating by making a big ole batch of salsa verde — and posting the recipe.
I have a lot of Mexican friends. One of the perks of Mexican friends is that they make huge vats of Mexican food and share it with you. It’s just who they are. Their salsa is awesome, so I started asking for the recipe. Each time they’d look at me and say a version of, “You don’t need a recipe, just make it!”
Maybe that makes sense to them, they grew up making salsa. I’m guessing it’d be like if someone asked me for a recipe for a bowl of cereal. You don’t need a recipe, you just pour the cereal, then pour the milk. There are no more instructions. But then what if some crazy gringa was like, “But what kind of bowl!? And how MUCH cereal? And how MUCH milk? Then how long do you cook it?”
I eventually convinced my friend Judy to give me her recipe, and this is it. She gave me very few instructions, which I scribbled down on a notepad. Plus, she didn’t use any numbers, which means no measurements, no quantities, etc.
Please keep that in mind.
This is basically all you need to make salsa verde.
Tomatillos, jalapenos, garlic, lime and cilantro. (Don’t worry, mom, the whole recipe is at the bottom. This is how Pioneer Woman does her recipes, too.)
First, peel the tomatillos. They have a husk that’s sticky but easy to remove.
These don’t have to be perfect. Some of the husks are harder to remove, but they’ll come off in the next step.
See this tomatillo? It has a little husk, but it’s fine.
Next, rinse the jalapenos and tomatillos. If there’s remaining husk, most of it will just rinse off.
Tom and I really love spicy food, so I use 4-5 jalapenos.
This makes pretty spicy salsa. When Judy made it, her batch was so spicy I had to chase each chip with a dollop of sour cream. Meanwhile, her 8-year old son, Rafi almost fell asleep in his chips because the salsa was sooo bland.
I asked Judy how she chooses jalapenos, since you never know which are spicy. She said she wasn’t sure, but you can’t go by size or smell. Her mom always told her the ones with white lines on the outside tend to be hotter. If anyone knows how to pick a hot jalapeno, it’s Rafi’s Mexican grandma. All my jalapenos look like this.
Next, put all the jalapenos and tomatillos in a pot and cover with water. Bring to a boil. Wanna know how long to boil them? So did I. So I asked Judy, “Judy, how long do you boil the tomatillos?”
She responded, “Just bring it to a boil, then turn it off.”
I repeated her to make sure I understood (this was all in Spanish) and she said, “No, boil until the tomatillos split.” Oh. Ok. So I wrote that down. Then she said, “5-6 minutes.”
I translate that to mean, bring to a boil. Boil for 5-6 minutes; the tomatillos will start to split and peel.
Meanwhile, peel a few cloves of garlic. I love garlic, but I just use three cloves because you don’t cook the garlic, and I’m afraid of uncooked garlic.
See the splitting and peeling? These tomatillos are done.
Once I forgot I was boiling tomatillos and they boiled for more than 10 minutes. They were all mushy and split everywhere, but I didn’t notice a difference in the final product. This recipe is e.a.s.y. I haven’t said that yet, but it is t.r.u.e.
Lift the tomatillos and jalapenos out of the water and plop them in a blender.
And now we come to the first part of the recipe I added without Judy’s instruction. I slice off the jalapeno stems. Judy did not. I’m not sure my body is ready for that kind of fiber.
This photo shows the second part of the recipe I added. See that onion in the upper left? I add some onion because shouldn’t you put an onion in salsa? That’s what I thought, too. However, Judy is Mexican and I am not, and Judy did not add onion.
That’s why I only add a little bit of onion.
After removing the tomatillos and jalapenos, you’re left with a pot of spicy, flavorful water. Save it in case your salsa is too thick. I’ve never added the reserve water, but Judy did.
With the tomatillos and jalapenos in the blender, pulverize. Pulverization takes 30 seconds.
Next, add the onion, garlic and bunch of cilantro. No need to chop anything, even the cilantro. Put it in stems and all (in fact, you should never remove the stems, most of the flavor is in the stems, not the leaves). Salsa actually requires very little chopping. If you are chopping, you are making pico de gallo.
Next, we add flavor. (Because there’s no flavor in garlic and jalapenos and cilantro.)
Add salt, pepper and lime to taste.
I went a little loco with the pepper.
You only really need to stir, so maybe just pulsing would be ok.
Check the consistency, if you want it thinner, this is the time to add the reserve water.
Or you can just pour it in a bowl and start the fiesta.
At first, the salsa is warm and a little frothy, like this.
After a while, it’ll thicken and lose the froth. (But don’t worry, it’s delicious right out of the blender. If you’ve never had warm salsa, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?)
Well, the next step is to find out just how hot your jalapenos are.
Recipe adapted from Judy Lazcano
1 bunch cilantro
3-4 cloves garlic, peeled
onion (¡don’t tell Judy!)
salt, pepper, lime
Put peeled, rinsed tomatillos in a pot with jalapenos and cover with water. Bring to boil and boil 5-6 minutes. Tomatillos will start to peel and split.
After boiling, slice caps off jalapenos and place in blender along with tomatillos. Blend on high for 30 seconds.
Add cilantro, including stems, peeled garlic, and onion. Blend 30 more seconds.
Season to taste with salt, pepper and lime juice.
Makes about 6 cups.