Yesterday Tom tried to weigh David in a scale at the grocery store. Everyone in the produce department was laughing, including me. I watched the whole thing from behind a display of pears.
(Unfortunately it didn’t work. He didn’t fit in the scale. From my method of weighing myself, and then weighing myself holding David, we can tell you he weighs more than 8 and less than 10 lbs.)
you can imagine David Andrew wearing a skirt but with the flap in front, not really. Kids do withstand their parents’ enthusiasm.
The things kids endure.
Actually, weighing yourself and then weighing yourself holding David should be pretty accurate. Why the range?
we don’t trust our scale’s accuracy with ounces.
that’s a really funny story.